"Do It For Denmark" contest
Step #1: Book a romantic vacation.
Step #2: Hump like turtles. (Why turtles?? Do turtles hump a lot??)
Step #3: Take a picture of it??
Step #4: Have a baby 9 months later.
PRIZES: A familiy vacation for you with the baby, a fancy pram, or 3 year supply of diapers?
ETA: Good lord I just realized there's an English version of the page. *facepalm to end all facepalms* But yeah, I was pretty close! Effective pictograms.