Kids Say the Darnedest Things...
When I was a little 'un (age 6 or so) we lived in a terraced house. It had a cobbled backstreet and weeds used to grow between the cobbles - in the "nicks". My job was to go out and pull out all the weeds from between the cobbles. As you can imagine, it was boring and tedious and it used to take me ages and I usually had the worlds sulkiest face whilst doing this job. One day our neighbour saw me out there pulling weeds and felt sorry for me. So she told me that she had a secret and I should tell my mum.
Except I misunderstood, and when I ran inside to tell my mother I told her that if we poured salt in our knickers we would not wee anymore.......
Yea, they drag this story out EVERY time I bring a friend home to meet family.
So we were over my in-laws for a few days and she is forbidden from the kitchen (for obvious reasons), and she knows this, but...she's a 2-year-old and she's gonna do it anyways just to test us. So she went into the kitchen today, and this is how it went.
Dad-in-law: Hey! Are you supposed to be in the kitchen?!
Dad-in-law: Then why are you in there?
Her: *shrugs and walks away*
Sometimes she'll stub her toe, say "oh rubbish, it hurt", then start hopping (we're trying to nip that one in the butt really quick) Or she'll pull a Family Guy and go "ssssss...ahhhh" multiple times.
Then today for dinner, we made meatball sandwiches and I gave her her own. Instead of eating it, she took a hoagie bun, opened it up, then put the remote in it. Then proceeded to try to eat it. I couldn't stop laughing.